I know that times are hard. The economy has been inching along in a gradual recovery for many years now. This is the new economy where there are no safe assumptions. There is no such thing as a job with security. There is no such thing as lifetime employment.
Therefore, now is the time to strike out on your own. Now is the time to chase your dreams of starting up that business that’s always been there in the back of your mind.
Yes, now is the time to clean out your basement and set up your own private jail. And, boy, do I have the web site for you! This is just a little bit nuts.
Want a spit hood? You can get it right here!
Want a full head restraint that looks like it’s right out of Abu Ghraib? Look no further!
You’ve got a slightly unruly teenager that’s getting on your nerves? Three words…Full body restraint.
It’s all here. There is literally everything here that you could want to set up a jail. You can get everything from holding cells to inmate uniforms to handcuffs. As far as I can tell, there is absolutely no check to determine whether or not you’re actually a governmental agency at all. In fact, they advertise that you can buy 1 or 1000.
One stop shop for torturing serial murderers! Act now!
And yes, all major credit cards and PayPal are accepted.